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Pearls Before Swine - Saturday August 4, 2012 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Saturday August 4, 2012 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Pig: Hey, Goat, want to see an animated movie with me and Rat? Goat: I guess. But why's Rat carrying a book of Russian plays? Rat: Because all animated movies have sickeningly sweet endings. And all Russian plays end with someone shooting themselves so when the film nears its saccharine end. I just stand and read the last page of the play aloud. Thereby keeping the whole universe in balance. Goat: oh, that must be heart-warming. Rat: It is? Then listen to this...'And Ivan shot himself. The end.' Pig: Awww...poor l'il Ivan.