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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday July 1, 2012 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday July 1, 2012 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Larry the Croc: Hullooo zeeba neighba...leesten...you no tink crocs smart, right? Zebra: Right. Larry the Croc: Yeah, you probably right about-heavens of betsy! Ees smartest guy ever, Alan Einstein! Me not know you was croc, Alan Einstein! Croc: Why yes me is. Zebra: Stop, stop, stop... Okay, first off, his name was Albert, not Alan. Second, do you even know one thing about him? Larry the Croc: He eenvent blender. Zebra: No. Albert Einstein did not invent the blender. Larry the Croc: Toaster? Croc: Sticky notes? Ham?? Zebra: No! No! No! Albert Einstein formulated the theory of relativity! E=MC2! And you know what else about Albert Einstein? He's dead! Dead! So what are you gonna say now?! Croc: Ack. Larry the Croc: Great...now you keel Alan Einstein. Zebra: Albert. Croc: Inventing ham took lot out of me.