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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday May 6, 2012 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday May 6, 2012 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Pig: Hey, Neighbor Willy! Want to fly to mars? Willy: Can't. Have to study. Pig: Why? Willy: I need a 4.6 G.P.A. Pig: What for? Willy: To get into a top-tier, ivy league school. Where, if I work really hard, I can get a degree and then a six-figure job. Where, if I work even harder, I can make a lot of money for many years. Which, if everything goes right, will allow me to retire comfortably at 65. Pig: Then what? Willy: Then maybe I'll have a couple years left before I die.