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Pearls Before Swine - Friday April 13, 2012 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Friday April 13, 2012 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Crocodile 1: Me not want to do dis, Larry. Ees humiliating buy T.P. Larry the Croc: Shut face, Bob. People buy T.P. all time. Male employee 1: Hey, you know, there's two-for-one sale on that.. Let me just get someone to- Crocodile 1: No no no no no no Male employee 1: Can I get on pack of regular toilet paper for a customer on aisle two whose backside must not be extra-sensitive? Male employee 2: You mister hard-butt? Crocodile 1: Me not know nutting. Male employee 1: Please take your toilet paper, captain stone cheeks! Story Update Unable to pull off the "Godfather"-style hit on Zebra with extra-soft toilet paper, the crocs send Bob out for a better weapon... Regular toilet paper