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Pearls Before Swine - Friday June 3, 2011 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Friday June 3, 2011 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Man: Hi. Gimme an iced double tall nonfat 180 vanilla latte. Rat: Okay, but let me ask a question first... ...You ever had a high-maintenance girlfriend? Man: Yeah, a while back, I guess, but we broke up... Wait... ...Why you asking me this? Rat: Because you're a high-maintenance customer. And I'm breaking up with you. Man: Gimme my @#$$%#@ Coffee. Male employee: Can I have a word with you rat? Rat: Fine, but don't serve the ugly man. We've broken up.