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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday May 8, 2011 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday May 8, 2011 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Goat says, "Hey, Pig? why you so late this morning?" Pig says, "I was at the plastic surgeon's office? I'm thinking about getting some work done." Goat says, "Work, huh? What kind of work?" Pig says, "Just on my face? eyes, nose, you know? But the doctor likes you to go through this initial consultation first." Goat says, "Must have been a long consultation." Pig says, "Yeah, he's got this big catalog of different facial features to choose from. I spent the first half hour just trying to pick my new eyes." Goat says, "Oh, yeah? What else did you do?...And speak up a little... it's so crowded in here today." Pig says, "I spent two hours picking my nose!!" Pig says, "Hey, it looks like the crowd's clearing out." Goat says, "I don't know him."