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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday May 9, 2010 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday May 9, 2010 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Danny Donkey hated people." Danny says, "Hate 'em." So he turned them into beers. Work got better. As did church. As did the neighborhood. One day, Danny Donkey was approached by Elly Elephant. "You have made a mistake, Danny Donkey, for you will find that by turning all the people into beers, you will be missing something in your life." Danny Donkey looked at what he had done. And realized she was right. And turned her into a bag of pretzels. Rat says, "'Now I really do have everything,' exclaimed Danny." Stephan says, "Please don't turn my characters into pretzels." Pig says, "Oooh! Oooh! Can I be a powdered donut?"