Pearls Before Swine - Sunday January 24, 2010 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Caption says, "Danny Donkey hated people." Danny thinks, "Stoopid peeple." Caption says, "He hated their greed. He hated their pettiness. He hated their pigginess." Danny says, "Bleah." Caption says, "But most of all, he hated that there were 6,000,000,000 of them." Caption says, "So Danny Donkey visited a spiritual guru." Caption says, "'Climb a great mountain with a group of strangers,' said the spiritual guru, 'The shared challenge will bring you a new perspective.'" Caption says, "So Danny Donkey climbed to the top of Mount Everest with a group of five strangers." Caption says, "And pushed them off." Goat says, "This is 'Danny Donkey's guide to spiritual fulfillment'?" Rat says, "'Yay,' said Danny, 'only 5,999,999,995 to go.'" Pig says, "I am so fulfilled I could cry."

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