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Pearls Before Swine - Tuesday November 17, 2009 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Tuesday November 17, 2009 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Rat's late night radio show Rat says, "West of the Rockies, you're on the air." Caller says, "Yeah, I'm calling from my truck. Just wanted to say that aliens took my brain." Rat says, "Listen to me, Sir?You're obviously a smart man, so they'll be pleased with your brain! That means they will return for the rest of your organs, which they will harness for military use! You must not let them get them!!" Caller says, "Oh, my gawd. What do I do??!" Rat says, "Drive off a cliff!" Caller says, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Man says, "The F.C.C. frowns on killing listeners." Rat says, "Rules rules rules."