Pearls Before Swine - Sunday September 27, 2009 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Pig says, "It was so nice of goat to invite us over for a dinner party. Should we play a game?" Rat says, "Yeah. I got one. It's called 'Do the bush.'" Pig says, "What is that?" Rat says, "You imitate George W. Bush by squinting your eyes and muttering bushisms....like this...we're gonna smoke 'em out.'" Pig says, "Oh, I'm not good at imitations." Rat says, "C'mon, dude." Goat says, "Okay, guys, ham's almost ready. Do you want pineapple slices in the ham?" Pig says, "Yeah, but will you do that trick?" Rat says, "What is that?" Pig says, "Pig has me lay out the slices in the ham in the shape of his favorite 'Sesame street' character, usually Bert." Rat says, "Hey hey, before you do that, tell pig you have to see his George W. Bush imitation. We call it 'Doing the bush.'" Goat says, "Oh. That I've got to see." Pig says, "Oh, no...I can't...it's-" Rat says, "C'mon, dude, you have to do it now." Pig says, "Why?" Goat says, "Because A Bert in the ham is worth doin' the Bush." Rat says, "I think I know why newspaper readership is declining." S. Pastis

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