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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday August 16, 2009 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday August 16, 2009 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Pig says, "Hi, officer?thanks for coming?Listen, it looks like someone has broken into our house and smashed all our stuff with a sledgehammer or something." Officer says, "Any idea who?" Man says, "I did it, officer. I confess." Officer says, "Who are you?" Man says, "I'm a professor." Officer says ,"Well, you're under arrest." Man says, "I have tenure." Officer says, "Nothing we can do, boys." Rat says, "Curse you tenured professor guy!!" Man says, "In...your...face! In...your...face!!"