Pearls Before Swine - Sunday July 26, 2009 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Elly Elephant did everything for Henry Hippo She cut up his fruit for him. She bought his clothes. Sale She made his plane reservations. Type type She paid the bills. She mowed the lawn. She did the laundry. She did the dishes. And she dusted. And she vacuumed. And she made the bed. One day, Elly Elephant asked Henry Hippo a question, "What do you do for me?" Stumped, Henry Hippo handed her a corn chip. "I hand you the corn chips," he said. Elly Elephant suffocated Henry Hippo with the corn chip bag. Goat says, "What kind of anniversary card is this?!" Rat says, "The realistic kind." Pig says, "Ohh, to die in a corn chip bag."

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