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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday May 31, 2009 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday May 31, 2009 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Danny Donkey died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, St. Peter reviewed Danny's entire life. Man says, "You sat on the couch and drank beer." Danny Donkey defended himself. Danny Donkey says, "Sometimes I recycled the can." Unimpressed, St. Peter condemned Danny to a life of eternal torment. "Wait," argued Danny, "You're not letting me in but you're letting that guy in?" "Which guy?" replied St. Peter. "That guy behind you," said Danny Donkey. St. Peter turned to look." And Danny hopped the fence. Goat says, "This is the book you want to title 'Danny Donkey's guide to eternal salvation?" Rat says, "Yeah. That, or 'Distracting St. Peter for dummies.'" Pig says, "I will buy ten!!"