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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday April 5, 2009 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday April 5, 2009 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Man says, "Thanks for agreeing to come in here today, Mr?Uh?Larry?As I'm sure you've surmised, I wanted to talk to you about your son, Junior?" Larry says, "Whuh he do bad?" Man says, "Oh, nothing, sir?It's just that I was talking to him about his home study habits and he said that sometimes when he's reading, you'll come in and say..." Man says, "'Books is for idiots.'" Larry says, "Bah. Me no say nutteeng." Man says, "Well, wir, I'm sure you'd agree reading is an important part of life...Where would we be without it? I mean, no offense, sir...but you do know how to read, don't you?" Larry says, "Oh, peese...of course me know, Meester...." Principle Vinson Larry says, "Prancer and Vixen." Man says, "Ohhhh lord...." Larry says, "On Donner! On Bleetzen!"