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Pearls Before Swine - Saturday January 3, 2009 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Saturday January 3, 2009 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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"Despondent, the buttocks wept." Goat: How nice...you're still writing a novel with a "buttocks" for a protagonist...gee, why don't you write a really ambiguous ending where your despondent buttocks drives his car off a cliff? Did he do it intentionally? Did he secretly WANT to die? Gosh, who knows? It's a masterpiece. They ALL have ambiguous endings...we can debate it for years. Rat: No true literary genius has ever escaped the contempt of his peers...I do not expect my situation to be different...now run along. "Mocking the warning of the certified Midas brake specialist, the buttocks drove to the mountains."