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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday June 1, 2008 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday June 1, 2008 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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"The Passionsaurus was strong and virile. He roared. He romped. He stomped. One day, the Passionsaurus stumbled upon a tiny creature, the Routinee. 'I will topple you, Passionsaurus!' said the Routinee. The Passionsaurus laughed." Passionsaurus: Ha ha ha ha. "As the days went by, the Passionsaurus came upon more Routinees. And these had names. I'm Mortagageso. I'm Cafeerosa. I'm Kidso. I'm Mini-vanna. I'm Soccerpractise. And the Routinees multiplied. And they mocked. And they threw rocks. And one day, through sheer numbers and persistence, the Routinees finally toppled the great Passionsaurus, who fell, not with a bang, but a whimper." Goat: You call this a wedding anniversary card?? Rat: I call this THE wedding anniversary card. Pig: Curse you darn routinees!