Pearls Before Swine - Sunday February 25, 2007 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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"Where's all the tofu I bought, mom?" "What is it, Mom?" "Oh, son, I was hoping to wait and tell you this when you were older...." "What is it? Am I adopted? Are you and Dad splitting up?" "Worse, son... your father believes in the tofu cow." "The what?" "Son, your father believes that tofu is a meat that comes from the mighty tofu cow. If you put tofu in the fridge, he will sculpt it into a tofu cow, put it outside and convince himself it's real." "Why, mother, why?" "Because he thinks <i>I</i> believe in the tofu cow, son... and when he catches it, he feels proud." "Catches it?!... Mother, tell me my dad doesn't hunt - " "WOE TO DA TOFU COW!!" "<i>No no no noo</i>" "Don't look, son... don't look."

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