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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday April 16, 2006 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday April 16, 2006 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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"Danny Donkey was angry at the world." "@#*" "Danny Donkey hated everyone." "Do you hate me, Danny Donkey?" "Yes I do." "Danny Donkey thought everyone was dumb and let them know it." "I think you are dumb." "That hurts, Danny Donkey." "One day, Danny Donkey went to the store and bought seven thousand bricks." "Why the bricks, Danny Donkey?" "Hardware Store" "I must like bricks." "That night, while the town slept, Danny Donkey bricked in everyone's doors and windows." "I am trapped." "Me too." "Curse that Danny Donkey." "When the sun rose, the streets were empty, save for Danny Donkey, who sat on his favorite park bench and smoked a carton of stolen cigarettes." "I am happy now." "Cigarettes" "What do you mean I don't write good children's books?" "Ohhhhhhhh Lord..." "Whoa... "Chapter Two... Danny commits a homicide.""