Pearls Before Swine - Sunday March 26, 2006 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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"The Adventures of Angry Bob by Rat" "Angry Bob was angry." "Type type" "Angry Bob read People magazine. He saw happy, famous people." "Type type" "The famous people said they were happy because they had discovered an ancient religion." "Type type" "I will find an ancient religion," declared Angry Bob, "And then I will be happy." "Type type" "Angry Bob looked in his library. He found a book on religion. Closing his eyes, he flipped the pages and picked a God." "Type type type type" "Oh, random God," he prayed, "Do your work in my life." "Type type" "Angry Bob grew happy. "My God has heard me!" he declared." "Bob grew curious. "Who is this God that can work such miracles? Who is this God that I have prayed to?" "Type type" "Bob looked at the page he had picked:" "Type type" "Malafisto," it said." "Type type" "The God of Raining Vengeance Down Upon One's Own Head." "Type type" "A bookcase fell on Bob. He died." "Type type" "Some gods are better than others."

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