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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday January 8, 2006 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday January 8, 2006 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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"Now then Mr., uh, Crocodile...according to your cover letter, you're having trouble catching prey and need some money to buy groceries...is that correct?" "Dat ees correkk." "Okay, fine...uh...now your resume says you're a computer expert, is that true?" "Me noe lie, Meester man." "Okay but I'm a little concerned...you've spelled it 'compooter'." "Dat right." "...Sir...what are you doing?" "Shoving pencil in nose, me hope impress you." "Oh my lord...will you please--" Knock Knock Knock "Now who is that?" "Hullooo...Me is Bill Gate. Me invent Weendows...Me just want say dat dis guy here is world's best compooter guy...And me would know...Me Bill Gate." "Okay...that does it...get out, both of you...This is ridiculous...you're fools!....Complete and utter fools!...Never, ever come back!..." "...Me had job 'til you show up."