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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday September 18, 2005 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday September 18, 2005 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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"What's all this?" "It's the 'Cubicle o' Shame'...I take all the people who conduct themselves as unmitigated weasels in the workplace and stick them here for the remainder of their working lives." "Yeah...I'm Josh...At meetings, I will not give an opinion until I hear what the group consensus is, at which point I just rubber stamp the majority opinion and thereby insulate myself from all personal responsibility." "And I'm Dave...I walk around with a fistful of papers, pretending to be angry and harried, in order to distract people from the fact that I spend all day surfing the Internet." "And I'm Linda...I create self-serving memos following every conversation I have, so I can one day use them to stab my fellow workers in the back." "Whoa whoa whoa...You can't trap somebody in a cubicle for the rest of their working life just because you don't like something they say or do...That's WRONG..." ...And despite my repeated warnings, the pig refused to shut his mouth. TYPE TYPE TYPE "Grrr..." "I totally, totally agree with Linda and Dave on this one..."