Pearls Before Swine - Sunday September 11, 2005 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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"I have a truism to declare..." "Oh, great." "No man is friends with a woman unless he wants to hook up with her...There are no exceptions to this rule." "Are you done?" "No. I have another truism to declare...Every woman thinks the guy she's friends with is somehow an exception to this rule. She is wrong." "Alright, that does it...Listen, Rat...Just because shallow little you has trouble being friends with women doesn't mean other guys can't be friends with women." "I'll grant you that there may not be a lot of them, but believe me, there are some unique men out there who legitimately like having platonic friendships with women." "Alright...I shall make an exception for them." "...You will?" "Yes...Eunuch men are an exception." "Never mind." "Those poor, poor eunuch men."

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