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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday July 3, 2005 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday July 3, 2005 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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"...Hey, where you taking me?" "I'm putting you with the rest of the 'No Repro's'...they're people who are so stupid that I'm no longer allowing them to reproduce." "No Repro" "No Repro" "No Repro" "Yeah, I'm Connie. After I get money out of an A.T.M., I use the little A.T.M. shelf to organize my checkbook, because I can't conceive of the fact that others might want to use the A.T.M." "And I'm Jerry...I press the elevator floor button even though it's already lit, because I think we'll get there faster." "And I'm Nick...I pepper everything I say with famous movie quotes because I think it makes me look clever and hip." "This is stupid...as though making me stand here in a dumb shirt could stop me from reproducing. There's only one way you could absolutely guarantee that..." "RIP" "...Hasta la vista, baby."