Pearls Before Swine - Sunday May 15, 2005 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Hullo, Zeeba neighba, leesten, me knows me no can catch you...So how 'bouts you juss have some pities on me and lets me eat you?" "Pity? You want pity? You must be...nuts." "Ohh, he's more than nuts Zebra...This crocodile is trying to overturn well-established science." "Who are you?" "I'm Charles Darwin, creator of evolution theory. As you may know, my theory holds that over time, natural selection weeds out the weakest of species." "Thus, when a creature is as moronic or pitiful as this particular crocodile, we must not helkp them. Rather, we must let them starve and die, victims of their own ineptitude, thus ensuring that their lowly, pathetic skill set can no longer infect the gene pool." "Me have feewings, you know."

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