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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday October 24, 2004 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday October 24, 2004 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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"Welcome to 'Meet the Press'...I'm Tim Russert and I'm here with newly declared presidential candidate, Rat...Welcome to the show." "Good to be here, Tim." "Sir...Some of your critics say you're a right-wing nutball who's eager to invade any nation that so much as criticizes the U.S....How do you respond?" "Lies, lies, and more lies, Tim...In fact, if elected, I will immediately withdraw our troops from both Iraq and Afghanistan." "So are you against those wars?" "Tim...I'm actually in favor of them." "Would you propose withdrawing the troops?" "For what?" "Because I'll need them." "For what?" "To invade the land of the arrogant, effeminate, cheesesniffing weasels you call "France." "Meet the Press" "...Care for a 'Freedom Fry'?"