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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday July 4, 2004 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday July 4, 2004 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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"I can't sleep." "PING PING PING PING" "Oh, super...the Anxieteers are back. What's it tonight, fellas?" "It's your girlfriend. She's cheating on you." "Cheating on me?? With who?" "Ken, the guy in the graphics department." "Ken?" "Yep, the guy she always says is so funny...the guy she says makes her laugh." "...The guy she always has 'lunch' with." "The guy you mentioned you were suspicious about, which made her yell at you and call you 'paranoid' and 'overpossessive'." "No no no NOOOOOO!! I can't believe it! How could she?? I...I...I...I..." "...I...don't have a girlfriend." "What?? Isn't this 505 Sansome Street??" "No...it's 803 Hearst." "You IDIOT! How could you mess up?" "Fred wrote down the address!" "I did not! Bob did!" "Ohh, blame me, why don't you?!" "Everyone shut up!! Just shut up!! We've got to get to 505 Sansome fast!" "Sorry I'm late, honey...Ken and I had a meeting." "Oh."