Pearls Before Swine - Sunday June 13, 2004 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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"Dear Crocodiles, recently, I told you about my cousin Eddie, who you killed." "I told you how we had spent thousands of hours selling cookies door-to-door to raise money for Eddie's future college tuition, so that Eddie could one day get a good job and rescue our herd from the plains." "Even though Eddie is now dead, and there is no more need to raise money, you offered to buy one box of cookies. While we should have rejected your useless gesture, we acted in good faith by shipping you a box of thin mint cookies and billing you $2.76." "To date, you have not paid us a dime." "Can you please tell us why you wish to lop this petty, aggravating humiliation atop your sin of murdering my cousin?" "US Mail" "Deer Zeebas, Beeg cash fro probbems. Peese bee payshunt."

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