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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday March 17, 2002 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday March 17, 2002 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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"What are you doing, Rat?" "Filling out a college application." "Why?" "This college doesn't care about your academic record. They just want an essay on hardships you've overcome." "Lemme see." "'Dear Admissions Office...My father died. I am poor. My nose is running as I write this'..." "'I have no shoes. I'm lactose intolerant. Someone stole my front door. My father died.'" "You have your father dying twice." "I do?" "...'As you can see, hard luck runs in the family.'"