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Non Sequitur - Sunday May 19, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Non Sequitur - Sunday May 19, 2019 Comic Strip
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Alien: How's the field research going, Jeffrey? Jeffrey: Squirrels are still the leading contenders. Danae: Uh...what are you guys talking about? Jeffrey: I"m helping Lars with their analysis of which species they should help replace us. Lars: It was a big mistake that we elevated you talking monkeys. Jeffrey: The bird feeder test proves no one can compete with squirrels in mental or physical dexterity, and... Danae: Ok, ok. I get it... ...You two are trying to see how gullible I am for a laugh...nice try. See? I told you... ...Do a gigantic conspiracy in plain sight and people won't believe it. Lars: Ironically, a good example of why we need to repeal and replace humans.