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Non Sequitur - Sunday August 5, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Non Sequitur - Sunday August 5, 2018 Comic Strip
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Jeffrey: Let down your hair, fair maiden! Danae: Uh...why? Jeffrey: So I can climb up there and rescue you! Danae: Oh, puh-leeze...how typical. Jeffrey: Wait...what? Danae: Look, Prince Doofus...why is it you guys assume girls can't handle things on our own and need to be "rescued" all the time? Jeffrey: Well, you're up there in a big, scary tower, so I just thought... Danae: You mean this tower with a satellite dish for TV and internet connection? Jeffrey: Oh... So how do you survive up there alone? Danae: Oh, I see...you mean without the help of a man? Watch and learn, booger-brain... Jeffrey: I usually don't have a problem with the re-boot of a classic fairy tale, but... Danae: Ok, ok...how about if I change it to King Doofus?