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Non Sequitur - Sunday July 29, 2012 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Non Sequitur - Sunday July 29, 2012 Comic Strip
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Man 1: Help! Lifeguard: Whoa... I need some information first. Man 1: Wait... what? I'm drowning and need help! What more do you need to know?! Lifeguard: Well, first of all... are you a C.E.O. of a multi-national corporation or a celebrity? Man 1: No... so what? Lifeguard: So then why should I help you out? Man 1: Because that what you're *glub-glub* paid to do! Lifeguard: Oh, I see... so what you're telling me is... you're a major contributor to my re-election "campaign fund," right? Man 2: Um... I don't think it matters now. And that concludes another inaction-packed episode of Congress-Man worst... superhero... ever