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Non Sequitur - Sunday February 13, 2011 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Non Sequitur - Sunday February 13, 2011 Comic Strip
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Danae: What's that on your sled, Jeffrey? Jeffrey: My pet onion. His name is Albert...wanna join us? Danae: Uh...you have a pet onion...? Jeffrey: Yeah...I was splicing protein DNA with a red onion in an experiment to creat the perfect, organically grown hamburger, and, well...to make a long chemical reaction story short...he became sentient. Now he's my best friend! This is Albert's first winter, so I thought I'd take him sledding... Danae: Stop it!! Geez...how gullible do you think I am?!! Aarggh...when am I gonna learn to top talking to stinky, booger-brained boys?! Onion: Sheesh...what's her problem? Jeffrey: I dunno. Girls are weird.