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Non Sequitur - Wednesday October 20, 2004 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Non Sequitur - Wednesday October 20, 2004 Comic Strip
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Teacher: Are you ready to give us your report on Canada, Danae? Danae: Yes, Mrs. Lazarus. Canada's main exports are cold air fronts, hocky and annoying singers, while their biggest import seems to be mayonnaise. (Pause... Let it sink in...) You're probably wondering now why we haven't nuked these snow monkeys yet. Well, that would be wrong. Mrs. Lazarus: OK, from now on, no more oral reports.