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Non Sequitur - Sunday October 19, 2003 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Non Sequitur - Sunday October 19, 2003 Comic Strip
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NON SEQUITUR © Wiley Ink, Inc.. Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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Danae: Hold it, fuzz-butt... are you trying to tell me that God is a horse? Lucy: Well, duh, helmet-head... it stands to reason. Danae: Uh... how so? Lucy: Don't you believe that god is a strong, beautiful, benevolent being? Danae: Certainly! Lucy: Well that hardly describes the image of you hairless, war-mongering, materialistic monkeys who have over-populated and polluted the planet, no, does it... Joe Pyle: No, you can't convert to another religion and turn into a horse. And I definitely don't want to hear why you asked. Danae: Ok... just watch where you step at the pearly gates. After the creation of heaven and earth, the lord created the horse in her own image... to peacefully roam, graze, run, play and poop wherever they darn well please, in divine grace.

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horses, pets, gods