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Non Sequitur - Sunday March 11, 2001 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Non Sequitur - Sunday March 11, 2001 Comic Strip
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Ele...in the time before Man. Kid: Anything good on TV, mom? Ele: Well, there's the confirmation hearings on the emperor's choice for chief of law enforcement... Kid: Just say no, mom... TV: You have a long record of extremist positions against small, fur-bearing citizens, Mr. Lashout... But your role in office would be to protect their rights. How do you reconcile this? Lashout: I swear by all that is holy to enforce all the laws, no matter how repugnant they are to every fiber of my being! Lizard: Well, that's good enough for me! Is there anyone here who wants to refute the sincerity of Mr. Lashout's testimony? Voice: Yes, Mr. Chairman. Kid: He's a god-fearing snake, so he wouldn't lie to us, would he? Ele: Shhhh...Your uncle Larry is about to testify before he's digested...