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Monty - Sunday November 6, 2011 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Monty - Sunday November 6, 2011 Comic Strip
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MONTY © Jim Meddick. Used By permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION for UFS. All rights reserved.

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What's wrong, grandpa? Do you need help aiming your tiddly wink? No... It... It's my fingernail... It feels... Numb. Do you sometimes experience full or partial numbness in your fingernails?... You may be suffering from peripheral nail sensitivity disorder. But now there's hope: now there's Nailator. Wow, grandpa! You really improve your aim! Ha! Ha! Timmy! It's all thanks to Nailator! If you try Nailator and experience paralysis in your lower body and/or incontinence, you should discontinue use... Other side effects may include drowsiness, dry mouth, nausea, projectile vomiting, suicidal thoughts, memory loss, blindness, internal hemorrhaging and acute pain in eyelids. If you think you may be suffering from PNSD, consult your doctor and ask if Nailator may be right for you... I better call Dr. Peters' offices. I take it you spaced out during the side effects list. Um I guess so... What did I miss?