Luann - Sunday November 17, 1991 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Luann: Dear diary: is there some grand reason for my existence? Some noble purpose? Luann: And if there is, will knowledge of algebra be required? Bernice: Luann, do you ever think about the big heavy duty questions of life? Like, what happens when we die? And where were we before we were born? Luann: Hm. Bernice: Is there such a thing as free will? Is time travel possible?Luann: Exactly how much plastic surgery has Michael Jackson had? Bernice: How did the universe begin? IS there life on other planets? Luann: How come they can make laser grocery scanner but they can't make shopping carts roll straight? Bernice: What caused dinosaurs to become extinct? Luann: Why do girl's clothes button opposite of boy's clothes? Should toilet paper hang on the spool with the paper going over the front or down the back? Bernice: Is there a common conscious? Luann: How can Donald Duck have 3 nephews if he doesn't have a brother? If corn oils made of corn, what's baby oil made of? Luann: and why do socks disappear in the laundry? And why do boys pick their nose but girls don't? Luann: And why are schools always painted yucky colors? And why are you looking at me that way?

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