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Luann - Sunday April 5, 1987 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Luann - Sunday April 5, 1987 Comic Strip
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LUANN © GEC Inc. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Bernice: Ladies and gentlemen and esteemed judges... Bernice:...The next miss universe contestant is miss USA, Luann Degroot! Bernice: This stunning beauty is a talented singer, pianist, actress, and model! And she's wearing a breathtaking gown which she made herself! Bernice: Her hobbies include sky diving, auto racing, horse breeding, and exisential thermodynamics!! Bernice: Luann is five feet, ten inches tall, has a perfect figure, a lovely tan, deep blue eyes, flowing blonde hair, a flawless complexion and a big honker nose Luann: What?! Bernice: You were getting boring. Women are more interesting when they have a defect.