Get Fuzzy - Sunday July 11, 2010 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Bucky says, "Ok, so I've been working on ways to improve soccer since that, uh, planet mug thingy." Rob says, "World Cup." Bucky says, "One: No goalies. You simply put on of the forward's grandmothers in a dunking booth that drops her into ice cold water whenever his team takes a shot that misses the open goal." Bucky says, "Two: No cleats. Everybody wears those lead-soled Frankenstein-type boots. That should make #1 more interesting, too." Bucky says, "Three: All the substitutes are knife-wielding monkeys. Except the back-up goalie. He has a slingshot." Bucky says, "Four: All the refs are MMA fighters and every time a player falls down and fakes an injury, the ref steps in and administers unto that player the very injury they were faking." Satchel says, "Oh my... that's a revolting idea... I mean I'd watchi it, but..." Bucky says, "...Which of course would result in teams like, say, Portugal fielding an all-monkey side after every one of their starters had faked an injury." Rob says, "Finished?" Bucky says, "Yeah, for now. I have to Google the Geneva Convention before I redefine 'penalty shots.'"

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