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FoxTrot - Sunday April 8, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

FoxTrot - Sunday April 8, 2018 Comic Strip
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FOXTROT © Bill Amend. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Jason: As you enter the chamber, you come face-to-face with a 50' tall balrog wielding a 10' flaming sword! Marcus: Yikes! My archer readies his bow! How far away is the balrog? Jason: 30 feet. Marcus: Is the floor level? Jason: Yeah. Marcus: Are we below ground? What's the barometric pressure? Do the flames from the balrog create any sort of updraft? What's the humidity? Does the air feel damp or dry? Any particulate matter? Dust? Mold? Pollen? What's the acceleration due to gravity on this world? 9.8 m/s squared? What about Coriolis forces? I assume this planet rotates. Jason: ...and the balrog dies of old age. Marcus: Woohoo! Any good loot?