Frank and Ernest - Sunday December 11, 2016 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Child 1: I'm losing sleep! The naughty-nice standard is so vague and confusing! Child 2: Maybe "good" is not an objective fact. In "Hamlet" Shakespeare said "There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so." Child 3: Does Santa take into consideration that other things might be as important as simply being good? Child 4: You know, Oscar Wilde said "It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious." Santa: Kids today worry too much and overanalyze everything. As long as they keep their rooms tidy and eat their vegetables, they won't be getting coal in their stockings.

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