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The Elderberries - Sunday August 7, 2005 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

The Elderberries - Sunday August 7, 2005 Comic Strip
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ELDERBERRIES © Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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Woman: Ladies!! Welcome once again to the Elderpark Gossip Club for our "Potential Mate Seminar." Wanda...drop the lights, please. First slide please, Verna...This is Vinnie. He's 72...a great dancer and a snappy dresser...considers himself a real Casanova...plays the ukulele...likes his highballs Woman: Any hard data on him? Woman: Yes! He has no DMV points...credit rating is subprime at 620...no wants or warrants...his blood pressure is 140 over 90....gets Social Security and a small pension. The chair recognizes Gwendolyn. Gwendolyn: I move we wait for his DNA results before we put him up for grabs... Woman: Second.