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The Elderberries - Friday July 29, 2005 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

The Elderberries - Friday July 29, 2005 Comic Strip
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ELDERBERRIES © Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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The General: What're the TV trucks doing here, Evelyn? Evelyn: It's Mildred's 100th birthday, General. The General: Hmph! Reporters never come to talk to old folks otherwise. Evelyn: And they'll ask the same old question every time. Woman: So, Mildred....what is the secret of your amazing longevity? Mildred: Well, honey....which standard reply do you want? "Healthy food and optimism" or "Drink lots of wine and party"?