Comics

Categories

Start Date

End Date

Sort By

Filter

Dilbert - Sunday May 5, 1996 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Dilbert - Sunday May 5, 1996 Comic Strip
  • Resolution: 600x265 300 dpi
  • Format: image/gif
  • ID: 1718279

DILBERT © Scott Adams. Used By permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

Do you have questions regarding licensing this comic strip?

Email us

Transcript

The Boss tells Dilbert, "I need to move you one cubicle down." Dilbert asks, "Why?" The Boss replies, "That way my people will still be in a square pattern." The Boss explains, "You're in a random pattern now. The symmetry is bad." Dilbert says, "You want me to waste two days of work to move . . ." Dilbert continues, "I'll have no phone and no network connection for a week . . ." Dilbert continues, "I'll have to order new business cards and update my cubicle address on dozens of records." Dilbert continues, "And you still won't have a SQUARE because there are FIVE of us." A man stands in the door of Dilbert's cubicle holding a box. He tells Dilbert, "I got downsized. Apparently somebody complained that I formed a pentagon." Dilbert replies, "That can happen."