Drabble - Sunday January 17, 2010 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Ralph says, "Honeybunch, I think I'll buy these new diet pills I've seen advertised on TV!" June says, "Careful, Ralph. Always check the label first for any possible side effects!" June says, "Sometimes the side effects are worse than the problem!" Ralph says, "'Side effects may include irritability, hair loss, watery eyes..." Ralph says, "'Insomnia, muscle ache, joint pain, gas, bloating, lethargy, thirst..." Ralph says, "'Itchy skin, nausea, excessive sweating, dizziness, blurred vision, drowsiness, and feelings of inadequacy and helplessness." Ralph says, "Perfect! I've already got all those things, anyway!"

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