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DeFlocked - Sunday March 1, 2020 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

DeFlocked - Sunday March 1, 2020 Comic Strip
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DEFLOCKED © Jeff Corriveau, Dist. by Andrews McMeel Syndication. All rights reserved.

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Who... Who are you? The monster in your closet. Oh. Are you going to scare me? No. I'm in training. We're learning how to survive closets filled with the most frightening fashion mistakes known to man. Now stay calm... What you're about to see is a Bennington sweater. Someone actually thought: Hey, let's wear every single color at once. I'm scared! All right, trainee, this here is a pair of MC Hammer pants. Lame and pathetic. Oooo... And look- some dope still wears designer trucker hats. But nothing beats the sheer terror of this powder blue velour tracksuit. Gasp Fall back, soldier, there's no need to- Auuugh!!! Acid washed jeans!!!! Okay!