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DeFlocked - Sunday May 7, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

DeFlocked - Sunday May 7, 2017 Comic Strip
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Boring people drive me crazy. I find that I'm constantly having to fake empathy just to stay in the conversation. For instance, when they try to say something funny, I have to secretly tickle myself just to laugh. Or when they try to say something shocking, I have to jab myself with a tack just to ask prize. Well, Mamet, I think it's pretty pathetic that you are so cold and heartless that you have to use dumb tricks to look like you have an ounce of soul. Hold on, let me go grab an onion.