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DeFlocked - Sunday December 6, 2015 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

DeFlocked - Sunday December 6, 2015 Comic Strip
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DEFLOCKED © Jeff Corriveau, Dist. by Andrews McMeel Syndication. All rights reserved.

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How's your paper airplane, Tucker? Almost done. You're pointing at the wrong way. That's because all my flights go through my Airlines hub. It saves me money even though it adds two hours to everyone's travel time. But first, I'll hold up departure for 45 minutes, because all airlines pad their schedules with hidden delays. Bad timing, folks! Then, I'll pack everyone in like sardines in charge em for bad food, used blankets and a full can of Coke. Now that everyone is late, cramped and discouraged, I'll send my overworked crew through the cabin, who are surly because they don't get paid until the wheels actually leave the ground. And a crying baby and some drunk businessmen and-- Fly the friendly skies!!! This doesn't seem like fun anymore. And there goes everyone's luggage!