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DeFlocked - Sunday January 18, 2015 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

DeFlocked - Sunday January 18, 2015 Comic Strip
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  • ID: 7424031

DEFLOCKED © Jeff Corriveau, Dist. by Andrews McMeel Syndication. All rights reserved.

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Nope! Nope! Double nope! What on earth are you doing? I'm looking for my future wife by measuring chicks up against Barbie, who, as every man knows, is the ideal woman. Listen to me, fool. Barbie is an unrealistic representation of real women. She has created unattainable standards for girls and warped expectations among men look at me. I'm a real woman. I'm reasonably attractive, I'm smart, I have a nice personality... But most guys will pass me by simply because I don't fit the fantasy model created by Barbie and her cult of physical idolatry. Wow... You're right... I should be more open-minded about women. Well, you are kinda cute. So... Would you like to go out with me? Nope!