DeFlocked - Sunday December 28, 2014 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Hello, North Pole? I wish to return some of my Christmas gifts. While I initially believed these presence would supply the happiness and validation I so desperately crave, I now find them to be unfulfilling and lacking in any substance. Once my euphoria over getting the gifts waned, I realized that none of these things contribute to an overall inner joy or personal growth. So, I placed everything in a big box and will leave it outside for Santa to pick up at his convenience. They said they could make an even exchange for gratefulness, humility, and responsibility for my actions. That sounds like a gift that'll never go out of style. What do you have in a zip action ecto slime blaster? Seriously, mom, how long do I have to stand in this box???

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